Lil Kim

Raunchy rapper Lil’ Kim takes a totally different perspective on sex toys than most female celebrities. In her song “Sex Toy,” she actually writes from the perspective of a sex toy! Check out these lyrics:

I can be your sex toyI can be your sex toyI can be your Malibu BarbieI can %#& for you baby when you get lonelyI said I can be your Hannah MontanaI can make you move ways you can’t imagine

Besides maybe a blow-up doll, the only thing we could justify claiming for Lil’ Kim is the Vibro Pod. The Vibro Pod is much like the OhMiBod except that it actually works. Hook it up to your iPod for powerful, rhythmic sensations that pulsate along with whatever song is on your playlist.