Is there a more fitting sex toy for Tori Amos than a glass vibrator named Icicle?
If you’re not as big of a Tori fan as we hope you would be, let us fill you in: Every hard-core Tori Amos fan knows that the song “Icicle” off of her 1995 album Under the Pink is about masturbation. Using a vibrating icicle to masturbate is obviously the next step.
“Icicle” Lyrics:
icicle icicle where are you going
i have a hiding place when spring marches in
will you keep watch for me
i hear them calling
gonna lay down
gonna lay down
greeting the monster in our easter dresses
father says bow your head like the good book says
well i think the good book is missing some pages
gonna lay down
gonna lay down
and when my hand touches myself
i can finally rest my head
and when they say ‘take of his body’
i think i’ll take from mine instead
getting off getting off while they’re all downstairs
singing prayers sing away he’s in my pumpkin p.j.’s
lay your book on my chest
feel the word
feel the word
feel the word
feel it
i could have
i should have
i could have flown
you know i could have
i should have
i didn’t so